Why the US Military Has a 26-Page Brownie Recipe

12 Comments for Why the US Military Has a 26-Page Brownie Recipe

1. Kim Jong-un on September 25, 2020: (Reply)

   You’ll never get my 9,001 page kimchi recipe

2. Jacob Peetz on September 25, 2020: (Reply)

   I’ve heard MREs referred to as “Meals Ready to Exit” due to their effect on the digestive system

3. Cedric Ye on September 25, 2020: (Reply)

   “Which is too boring even for our channel”

   DAYM

4. Annie L on September 25, 2020: (Reply)

   The Army: One of the most important thing a soldier can be is flexible.

   Also The Army: We can only make brownies ONE WAY! All other ways are unacceptable!

5. Plz I wanna win on September 25, 2020: (Reply)

   Russia: we have military grade tanks

   America: we have military grade brownies

6. Tony can't dance on September 26, 2020: (Reply)

   If you’ve never eaten an MRE you’d be legitimately surprised how absolutely decent they are.

7. JTxXPHANTOMXx on September 26, 2020: (Reply)

   “SARGE WE NEED THE TACTICAL BROWNIE!”
   “I’M ONLY ON PAGE 2 YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT A FEW MINUTES!”

8. Vi Hongg on September 26, 2020: (Reply)

   Getting a 26 page order for a brownie

   US Military chefs: Cries while cooking

9. t0asteds0up on September 27, 2020: (Reply)

   MRE brownies aren’t actually as bad as this video makes them sound, they’re just dry and crumbly.

10. Radosław Badurski on September 28, 2020: (Reply)

    *HAI:* “Meals Rejected by Everyone”
    *Steve1989 and every Youtuber reviewing MREs:* dafuq

11. Andrew Williams on September 28, 2020: (Reply)

    While salt is hydrophilic the word you’re looking for is hygroscopic: water-absorbing.

12. DoctorX17 on October 1, 2020: (Reply)

    Some of the modern MREs are actually pretty tasty. Slippy Joe’s, macaroni and chili, and spaghetti with meat chunks are my favorites. The almond poppyseed pound cake and cornbread are also tasty. Vanilla dairy shakes are great mixed with rum